Help Leftists Leave
Now all those liberals who are dying to get out of this country can go! For Free! The “Help Them Leave” website is offering to help all those disgruntled libs get out of the US, providing that they renounce their citizenship and sign a sworn statement promising never to come back again. If you have any friends who have ranted in recent about how they can’t spend another minute here you might direct them to the site. At least it should make them quiet.
Here is a list of locations they offer, tailored to match the deportee’s political preferences:
- Anti-Americans: Iran, Lebanon, Palestine, Saudi Arabia, Sudan, Syria, Yemen
- Communists: Cuba, North Korea or Vietnam
- Leftists: France, Germany, Spain, or Venezuela
- Socialists: Canada, Denmark, Finland, Norway, or Sweden